| Will that go through the jungle? (5 yr. old boy) |
Yes... |
| Where do you get something like that? |
You just gotta look for 'em |
| HOW MUCH DID IT COST? |
Figure it out yourself... |
| How much fuel does it hold? |
42 gallons total |
| How does it handle? |
Great! |
| Does it fit in the garage? |
Depends... |
| Does it fit in a parking space? |
Yes |
| What are you doing Saturday? |
Why do you ask? |
Can you shift between front-wheel
and rear-wheel drive? |
Uh... no. |
| Have you taken it off-road yet? |
Yes |
| Have you taken it muddin' yet? |
Yes |
| That's a company vehicle, right? |
Nope, sorry, it's mine. |
Is that a diesel?
(I could barely hear him over the rattle
of the motor...) |
Yes |
| Is that one of those military vehicles? |
Uh, sure, whatever... |
| What kind of mileage does it get? |
11 |
| Can I take it around the block? |
Can I drive up the hood of your car? |
| Can we sit in it? |
Don't count on it... |
| What size engine is in it? |
GM 6.5L Turbo Diesel |
| Have you had a hummer in the Hummer? |
No. Why? Are you offering? |
| Can we take our picture with it? |
Be my guest. |
| Do you drive this thing everyday? |
Abso-friggin-luteley. |
| Will that go under water? |
Only up to 30" of water. |
| Does it float? |
Like a boat anchor. |
What is that thing? —>  |
Centri Precleaner |
| How much are tires for this thing? |
I paid $370/tire |
| How much does it weigh? |
About 8000 lbs |
| Why does it have doors? Isn't it a Military vehicle? |
Why does your Yugo have doors? It's a military transport... in Serbia. |
What is that for? —>  |
The Central Tire Inflation System (CTIS) |
| What do you need a Hummer for? |
See for yourself. |
| Wut duz yor plate say? |
FOR NO REASON |
| What can you tell me about this truck that makes it so interesting? |
You want the whole list, or just the top 10? |
| Go to Michael Selig's snappy answers to stupid questions page. |
